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News

Yay!

Posted on August 7, 2011 at 9:20 PM Comments comments (0)

Yay! Markus A. Persson has just accepted my friend request on Facebook. He's the founder of Minecraft. Minecraft has also passed 3,000,000 bought games, and 11,500,000 ~ish registered users.

Presenting Enoch's Utilities

Posted on March 26, 2011 at 10:25 AM Comments comments (0)

I've done quite a bit of programming for that past March Break and I'm glad to present: Enoch's Utilities!

This is done with Visual Basic 6 and I've currently made quite a few items. Includes:

  • Calculator (with sines, cosines, tangents, rngs, pythag, rounding and more!)
  • Calendar (only for the purpose of knowing the date)
  • Minecraft Falling Damage Calculator (now open source!)
  • A slot machine (which I made because a friend requested it)
  • A fake game (which I did during lunch time at school.)
  • Digital Clock (Only for the purpose of knowing the time, and you can only change it by changing the computer time.)
  • A Keylogger (which will need to have some type of support for other characters such as caps lock and symbols)
  • A unit converter which takes up a bit too much space so I will have to shrink it down a bit.
  • A stopwatch timer (Will add miliseconds soon!)
  • A media player which is known as Mendim's Media Player, which I downloaded so then I can edit the funtions used in it to create a better media player which will look much more different than the one that I originally downloaded, where I will be able to add visualizations to and other things that help enhance the player and other things that will also add things such as sound enhancers and the ability to slow down/speed up the video player and then use that to sell it on the Internet which is where I'm going to make a lot of money out of, where the media player is goiing to be a bit like VLC media player only that the one that I'm going to make isn't going to be free.
Wow, that's a long run-on sentence! Well, that should be fine with me as long as I can make money out of it, then donate about half of it to Japan because just a week ago, there was a Gigantic 8.9 earthquake in Japan along with a tsunami that pretty much destroyed the place, which is the most destructible thing that happened to Japan since Hiroshima and Nagisaki.

If you can, please donate to Japan. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! FOR THE WORLD!!!

Wahey! I'm back with news!

Posted on February 24, 2011 at 10:23 PM Comments comments (0)

Wahey! I'm back with news!


Currently, there isn't much to talk about here because there isnt' much going on except that my grad photos are ready to be ordered and my dad is trying to fix our old Windows 98 computer by removing everything on the inside to buy new components to make the computer run like new. He says it's supposed to "Save Money", however it still costs about $700 to buy everything, which isn't that much money saved, considering a laptop could be bought at around the same price with the same computing power, but with Windows 7 Home Premium and also, much smaller and, best of all, ITS PORTABLE!!!


Now for something pretty interesting: Did you know that every few years, your new computer becomes obselete. Well, that's what my dad said, but really, in about 120 years or so, old Turing machines like these will probably become obselete as newer quantum computers take place.. These computers can actually multitask. Instead of switching their attention from one task to another really quickly, they can split their computing power and concentrate on two things at once, preventing crashes. Also, they are much, much faster. If I had one, then I would have the power to crack encryption algorithms in seconds, which can possibly allow me to access classified information. (For you NSA n00bz out there, I don't have a quantum computer, so that's not going to happen anytime soon.) Which means no one on the internet would be safe.


The other thing that's really getting to my nerves is probably a girl who sits on the school bus (yes, a school bus, fine I admit it, I'm only in Grade 8 but what the f**k.) who always tries to trip me, says I'm stupid, makes snide comments about how my face looks like a plastic surgery gone wrong, and other really stoopid pieces of sh!t that she talks about. I'm not going to mention her name, for obvious reasons. And that's it.


This is one of the longest posts I've done so far.

Grad.

Posted on February 10, 2011 at 12:45 PM Comments comments (1)

Hooray! I am going to graduate in a few months! I just took my graduation photos. WOOT




















(PS. I know that saying this is completely useless, but I think it's still pretty funny to say random things like this on the internet just for fun.