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Yay!

Posted on August 7, 2011 at 9:20 PM Comments comments (0)

Yay! Markus A. Persson has just accepted my friend request on Facebook. He's the founder of Minecraft. Minecraft has also passed 3,000,000 bought games, and 11,500,000 ~ish registered users.

Kiershar's Map Save

Posted on March 27, 2011 at 3:47 PM Comments comments (1)

If you've been on Youtube and watching kiershar's videos, you may have seen the video about the monster trap (not the skyhigh trap). There is apparently a light switch used to turn on a multitude of torches that "magically" appear. Now if you want to figure this out yourself, then don't read the following. if you're too lazy to do anything properly, then read the following.

How the light switch works:

 

  • It's not magic, first, he places a lever onto wall.
  • He starts the video
  • When he gets to the point where he enters the trap, he flips the lever...
  • Then stops the video!
  • He uses grabs a bunch of torches, then haphazardly (not really) places torches onto the ground.
  • Profit! He goes back to (nearly) the exact same spot where he left off of.
  • He starts the video.
  • PROFIT! That's really how the light switch works.
You see, it's really not that hard to explain, however, it's pretty hard to pull off, and I imagine he must have had a few tries to get it. If you actually download the world save, it's not really a lever that turns on the light, it sets off a bunch of TNT and then you die, just like all the other traps that he put on just for a few surprises.

For me, I died of the diamond mine and the animal cannon. The animal cannon (which backfired and blew my ass apart along with the tower) because I want to try to launch myself into the air, and the diamond mine (in which I wanted to see how it worked.) because of pure stupidity. I must have been feeling sleepy because there was no way the lever could have opened the iron door. One of them nearly killed me, which was the animation screen, where that one, I knew that this one might have been a trap, but since I didn't see an enormous multitude of redstone behind the "screen", I suspected it might have been a trap, so I just threw leather at it. Immediately, the trap went off and I ran away, but not far enough as I took about 9 hearts of damage. Luckily, I also took a lot of leather from the map's spawn point and I lived. Also I accidentally fell into the animal trap and killed myself in the traps.

There were other traps as well, known as the waterslide (which I never knew about until I watched the video about it) and some others as well. The monster trap was another one as well.

Well that's all for now.

 

Exclamation Mark!

Posted on February 10, 2011 at 10:36 AM Comments comments (0)

Minecraft has just passed 4,000,000 registered users. And 1,300,000 sales (or something)


Here's a long sentence for fun.



 Always remember to do this when you are going to die: Remember to do this when you are going to die: Remember this: Ok, you have to do this thing where you have to get this controller for the things that we all have to do for fun because Minecraft is now on for fun here and this sentence is written so I can cover up that really bad three word phrase that I had to put up because DRAs are really horrible, so that's why I'm writing this sentence, but most of you will never ever read it because it seems to be too long to understand anyway so if you read this sentence, I will not tell you anything about anything that is there for it to be it on the what the hecks anyways, but sometimes, my sister gets so angry that she says, "SON OF A BANSHEE!!!" because she is really angry but what in the world is a banshee and if they exist, won't the police say anything about it, and even if they do, what in the world is a banshee, ha ha, just kidding, so wht are we going to do right now to di with in th first place so then we can all be there for us to be there in the world of Minecraft, but there are nothing to say to because I wanted to say that for us to do here for us to be there for us there because we are not that stoopid, but the Minecraft webserver is going to die soon after the bandwith died of crashing onto the airplane that sneezed onto my sleeve which is on my arm so then we can all be there for you to be there for you to be there wwith because I don't really know what to do right now because it is now indoor recess to begin with and so then we can go outside to begin with and all the things that we are there for in the first place for us to be there with in the world of Jambo Juice, but they will be dead soon, what the heck what that for you idiots, and what in the world are you doing you son of a banshee, and what in the world are you doing you stoopid son of a banshee, and you will be going to the world because you are there to be there with the places that are going to be there for in the world of minecraft because there are the things that are eating pancakes such as Hugo Ma because he is now eating a pancake for the greatest fun of it to be therefor in our own lives for you to be the best thing in the world because it is going to die of it to be there with and now i will have to end this sentence because my teacher going to scream at me for killing the words here so goodbye everyone and the like of we to be there with and the like with all of us to be there with in the world of Minecraft.