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What is happening now. I'm currently 98% happy with what is going on right now. Might be 100%, but there's a 2% margin of error.


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Conformity Hazard

Posted on August 4, 2012 at 10:25 AM Comments comments (0)

Apparently, expressing my opinion is a violation of the First Amendment (even though I'm Pure Canadian Blood). This may be my last update before I become a target for termination. It's a shame, you can't just trust anyone nowadays.

[NBK] Warden Dwight McClusky

Posted on May 3, 2012 at 12:20 AM Comments comments (0)

Napalatoni: Warden!

Dwight McClusky: Yes! What is it, Natapundi?

Napalatoni: Napalatoni!

Dwight McClusky: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS!


ROFLMGDMFAO*! XXD


(*Rolling on floor, laughing my goddamn motherf**king arse off!)

Tetris

Posted on April 27, 2012 at 7:05 PM Comments comments (0)

I'm pretty good at Tetris (like going at 110+ TPM average). But when it comes to TetrisFriends, I really suck (misdrops and speed). That is because you can't customize the game like editing the tox colours and all the extra animations like line-clearing speed, and every time you clear a line it shows the amount of points you earn, and all that fancy chrome-like interface.

Since I go for speed, I generally use Cultris which is extremely fast and simplistic. You're able to customize t...

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Self-Awareness

Posted on March 29, 2012 at 10:45 AM Comments comments (0)

At school, I've been getting a lot of reports on why I'm being rude to people. I'm not being rude. I'm just starting become self-aware. Self-aware that I exist and can make my own decisions, not having anyone make decisions for me. It's not the average teenage independance, it's your not-average guy who becomes self-aware. It looks like no one else is though.

On the other hand, I'm a Christian, an evandalist, a human, a Minecrafter, a researcher, a programmer, a VoDKanist and I can rabb...

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Free beer!

Posted on March 16, 2012 at 3:40 PM Comments comments (1)

HAHA JUST KIDDING! But...


I hate video game controversies and other stupid arguments.


Why must so many people be so stupid! I don't give a fuck about why 'No Russian' (from Modern Warfare 2) is such a big problem/controversy. No Russian was in the game for a good reason, not to give shock content, but to show how 'World War III' begins.


But that's irrelavent to my point...


My point is that I don't fucki...

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Random Thoughts Pt. 3

Posted on March 3, 2012 at 11:50 PM Comments comments (0)

WARNING!!! This post contains a lot of swearing and ranting. I don't fu*king care what you think though, I'm so glad Canada has free speech rights, like free beer.

Ohh, my head!!! I've got yet another hangover from last night's celebration! HEEHEEH! Just kidding, I'm still underage. This stupid thing still fucking annoys me to Hell, though, cuz teh IARD stands for Idiotic RetARD. It's a fucking rule that's supposed ...

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The Mau5 and the Rat6

Posted on March 1, 2012 at 10:45 PM Comments comments (0)

They both make nice music, though the Rat6 is an obvious parody of the Mau5.

Random Thoughts Pt. 2

Posted on March 1, 2012 at 10:40 PM Comments comments (0)

I was on GTA: Chinatown Wars, which I ripped off of my friend's DS ROM and put it on my emulator. Then I cheated a flamethrower. After that, I enjoyed setting the police on fire. Meh. BURN IN HELL MUDDAFUQQA!!! BURN BABY BURN, DISCO INFERNO, COOK YA MUDDAFUQQA!!!

Snow Day, again. Apparently, they think it's funny to give false messages on the radio saying school has not been cancelled so I'd have to take the 20 minute walk through goddamn blizzard, find out that there's no school in...

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Snow Day.

Posted on February 24, 2012 at 11:15 PM Comments comments (0)

It's a snow day.

 

Oh they've got to be takin' a piss. I've just busted my arse studying 'round the clock for three unit tests, and now it's a fu*king snow day! Which kinda sucks because I'm writing this at SCHOOL!!! The cafeteria is closed, this means I can't buy food. And even if you can, I've got no money. Can't go home my mother's gone until 2:00 PM, laptop battery's dyin', and barely 100 people showed up, meaning every class I've got has less than 5 people!

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Our Idiots

Posted on February 12, 2012 at 12:15 PM Comments comments (0)

This is what I think of the government. It might sound obscene, but if you think about it, it's true. Here's the link: http://tts.imtranslator.net/JkKQ


By the way, I do understand that no one on the internet will ever see this page because no one on the internet knows about it. But nevermind, nevermind, those people will one day stumbleupon this website!


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