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Random Thoughts Pt. 1

Posted on February 4, 2012 at 6:00 PM Comments comments (0)

A bunch of random thoughts. And no, I'm not dead. Rated T for language.


Canada's retirement age should be 75, because our population will undoubtly get larger, our baby boomers (one of which being my father) will eventually become retirees thus raising our dependancy load, again. With the coming of a double-dip recession, it seems that our standard of living will keep a downfall. I suppose this is a bit extreme, but let's raise our retirement age to 75, just for the sake of keeping our standard of living.


SOPA sucks. It's a poorly formulated and overzealous way that garan-f*cking-tees complete and utter destruction of the internet. I don't know how anyone can be as f*cked up as them to create this g*dd*mn c*cksucking a**hole piece of sh*t that g*dd*mn f*cking sucks! In my opinion, I'd like this to disa-f*cking-ppear! How about NOPA, the No Online Piracy Act. Thumbs up if you agree!


Christian extremists are called "evandalists"


I finished reading most of Wikipedia, Now to find something else to read. Any ideas, besides fanfiction?

I'm sorry, but it doesn't get better.

Posted on January 3, 2012 at 8:15 PM Comments comments (0)

Yep, I'm sorry. It doesn't get better.


It doesn't get better. We simply aren't doing anything at all. If we are just going to repeat these same three words and do literally nothing about the situation, we aren't going to improve the 'homophobic' situation. I'm a Christian, and I care how bad this is.


You may disagreee, but I don't care, because my situation at school isn't getting any better at school.


*Disclaimer: I'm not gay, but I still care because wherever I go, someone will always hate me for whatever reason, somehow.

Sh*t.

Posted on December 31, 2011 at 5:25 PM Comments comments (0)

Uhh...


I've now had the worst Christmas break to date. First, one of my Minecraft worlds got corrupted, which cancels the SS Project. Then, during a family Chrstimas party on the 25th, my cousins spiked a drink, which nearly landed me in the hospital. I, again, recieved nothing really useful for Christmas. And now, my mother somehow managed to get a kitchen knife to fall on her foot, which means she probably has to go to the hospital to get stitches, just a hour before the party begins.


The only good thing that came out of these holidays is that I beat Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on Veteran. That took at least 14 or 15 hours of my life, and I died about 20 times on the first level. After that, I still managed find all 30 pieces of intel, without hacking, and that felt like it took at least over 9000 hours to complete.

What do I do now?!

Posted on November 26, 2011 at 4:35 PM Comments comments (0)

Yeah, what do I do now? I recently found out it's legal for teachers (and my guidance counselor, mind you), to blackmail me so I can be forced to do whatever they want me to do, including incredibly f**king stupid things. Because they have this information about a certain autistic spectrum disorder that I "have", I must do whatever they say, or they'll use this information to destroy my reputation, which is to say, literally ruin my life.

WHAT DO I DO NOW?!

Yay!

Posted on August 7, 2011 at 9:20 PM Comments comments (0)

Yay! Markus A. Persson has just accepted my friend request on Facebook. He's the founder of Minecraft. Minecraft has also passed 3,000,000 bought games, and 11,500,000 ~ish registered users.

The Severus Snape Project!

Posted on July 1, 2011 at 4:26 PM Comments comments (0)

Don't ask me why I called it 'The Severus Snape Project!'. I was originally going to call it 'The Test Project', but it sounded nerdy, so I called it 'The Severus Snape Project'! It has nothing to do with Professor Snape, but it's a random name for a project. It's a Work In Progress Minecraft Map.


It currently features a Biodome, which contains my house, and a reed farm. It also has Light Beacons, a mob grinder, and an 11x11x?? Quarry.


Map will be available to download in the forums.

Loopholes 1

Posted on June 7, 2011 at 9:38 PM Comments comments (0)

KidsWatch is a really, really good parental controls software. It blocked me from using: RegEdit, Revo Uninstaller, Google (no kidding!), Minecraft, and Cain + Abel. But here's a small bit of loopholes that I found out of using this.

1. If not Revo Uninstaller, then CCleaner and HijackThis should work fine.

2. Instead of using RegEditor (Registry Editor) you can download Windows Registry Viewer. If blocked from installing executable files, save the download and rename it "iexplorer.exe". RegASSASSIN from Malwarebytes' Corp should also work.

Water and the world

Posted on May 9, 2011 at 9:14 AM Comments comments (1)

Water and the world. It's good for you. And this is why it's bad for you!

  1. "If you get thirsty, it means you're already dehydrated" I figured that this one is full of SH!T. I mean, HOW COULD IT?!!? If this is true, then every animal on the planet would have collapsed and died a long time ago! 
  2. "Drinking loads of water is good for you" This one is really deceptive, but nope, boolean FALSE!!! Drinking too much water can dilute the potassium levels in your blood, therefore raising your stroke risk.
  3. "Coffee and tea dehydrate you" ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE!!! This is merely a deceptive sales tactic designed to wean you off coffee and tea and increase your chances of buying bottled water! However, I don't mind drinking bottled water, because if you drink out of the tap, you get one of the most dangerous problems in the world:
  4. "Flouridated water helps prevent cavities" NOW THIS ONE IS THE ONE WITH THE MOST SHIT IN IT!!! THIS IS A DEADLY, DISGRACEFUL LIE!!! AND IT DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL AND DIE!!! Sorry for the flame, but it's quite a bad piece of crud. First of all, the opposite is true, they discovered that flouridating water can INCREASE the chances of cavities. Secondly, FLOURIDE IS A BY-PRODUCT OF ALUMINUM, AND IT'S ALL FOR THE MONEY!!! Flouride didn't have a purpose a little while ago, so they used it for RAT POISON and INSECTICIDE. So... If You Really Want To Pay For The Authroities To Put Rat Poison In Our Water, Then You Are In For A Really Short Life!!!

I hope you've learned about water today.


WTF!!! is wrong with TSA!!!

Posted on March 30, 2011 at 12:44 PM Comments comments (0)

What is wrong with the TSA? They really don't have any logic whassoevvar. WTFWTFWTF? They made this weird genital thingie that's supposed to check your penis for any explosives. I only found that out because I was searching up national organizations and whatnot. WTF is that supposed to mean then, do you mean that if you go to the bathroom on a plane, you have a chance of killing everyone on board. In other words, MY P*N*S IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!

Kiershar's Map Save

Posted on March 27, 2011 at 3:47 PM Comments comments (1)

If you've been on Youtube and watching kiershar's videos, you may have seen the video about the monster trap (not the skyhigh trap). There is apparently a light switch used to turn on a multitude of torches that "magically" appear. Now if you want to figure this out yourself, then don't read the following. if you're too lazy to do anything properly, then read the following.

How the light switch works:

 

  • It's not magic, first, he places a lever onto wall.
  • He starts the video
  • When he gets to the point where he enters the trap, he flips the lever...
  • Then stops the video!
  • He uses grabs a bunch of torches, then haphazardly (not really) places torches onto the ground.
  • Profit! He goes back to (nearly) the exact same spot where he left off of.
  • He starts the video.
  • PROFIT! That's really how the light switch works.
You see, it's really not that hard to explain, however, it's pretty hard to pull off, and I imagine he must have had a few tries to get it. If you actually download the world save, it's not really a lever that turns on the light, it sets off a bunch of TNT and then you die, just like all the other traps that he put on just for a few surprises.

For me, I died of the diamond mine and the animal cannon. The animal cannon (which backfired and blew my ass apart along with the tower) because I want to try to launch myself into the air, and the diamond mine (in which I wanted to see how it worked.) because of pure stupidity. I must have been feeling sleepy because there was no way the lever could have opened the iron door. One of them nearly killed me, which was the animation screen, where that one, I knew that this one might have been a trap, but since I didn't see an enormous multitude of redstone behind the "screen", I suspected it might have been a trap, so I just threw leather at it. Immediately, the trap went off and I ran away, but not far enough as I took about 9 hearts of damage. Luckily, I also took a lot of leather from the map's spawn point and I lived. Also I accidentally fell into the animal trap and killed myself in the traps.

There were other traps as well, known as the waterslide (which I never knew about until I watched the video about it) and some others as well. The monster trap was another one as well.

Well that's all for now.

 


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